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The Bad Touch (Eiffel 65 Remix)

by Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch (Eiffel 65 Remix) is a 2000 production on Do It Yourself Records.

BPM
128.41
Year
2000
Label
Do It Yourself Records
Cat. no.
DO IT 00.02
Country
Italy
Total plays
3
Cover Eurodance Rap
Single cover of The Bad Touch (Eiffel 65 Remix) by Bloodhound Gang

About this track

The Bad Touch (Eiffel 65 Remix) is a 2000 production on Do It Yourself Records.

  • Released: 2000 (verified via Discogs)

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate your input Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time Do it now [Chorus] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel [Verse 2] Do it again now [Chorus] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel [Verse 3] Gettin' horny now Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory" So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, be five you sunk my battleship Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files" Do it now [Chorus] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel [Verse 4] Do it again now [Chorus] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel [Verse 5] Gettin' horny now [Chorus] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel [Verse 6] Do it again now [Chorus] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel [Verse 7] Do it now [Chorus] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel [Verse 8] Do it again now [Chorus] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel [Outro] Gettin' horny now

Lyrics via Lyrics API (lyrics.ovh). For personal reference only.

Airplay

3
Total plays
0
Last 7 days
0
Last 30 days
24 Jul 2026
Last played

Plays per week (last 8 weeks):

First logged play: 2026-05-23 · last: 2026-07-24.

On air this track is typically mixed at 128.4 BPM (observed range 126.7 - 130.0 BPM, based on 3 plays; catalog 128.41 BPM, i.e. pitched -1.7 to 1.6 BPM on air).

What mixes well with this track

Tracks that were actually mixed directly before or after this one in the MixPerfect Radio non-stop mix (3 plays). Every transition is beat-matched within the station's ±3 BPM window and is always 32 beats.

Before this track

  1. Sauvage - Do You Want Me (Also Playable Mono Zyx Edit) 1x 128.0 BPM 2023
  2. Gino Soccio - Remember 1x 124.4 BPM 1982
  3. Tyrants In Therapy - Crazy Dreams 1x 127.8 BPM 1987

After this track

  1. Chicks Inc. - I Believe 1x 130.1 BPM 1996
  2. N.O.I.A. - Try And See 1x 129.5 BPM 1985
  3. Virgin - Only You 1x 126.5 BPM 1989

Small sample — these are observed connections from the airplay log, not recommendations.

BPM & mixability

At 128.41 BPM this track suits club-oriented DJ mixing, and as a 2000 release it belongs to the modern era. The station's mix engine beat-matches every transition within ±3 BPM of the house tempo, so this tempo fits comfortably in the mix.

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Intro & break structure

How this record is shaped for DJ mixing, from the MixPerfect Radio catalog data.

Intro

Time: 00:40.762 - 00:55.714

Elements: VocalsMelody

Break

Time: 04:10.123 - 04:25.075

Elements: VocalsMelody

Music continues through the break

Skip region: 02:39.926 - 04:09.658 (the section that is cut to shorten the track)

On-air play time (in the mix): 01:59.629 - calculated from the catalog structure the way the radio engine does (break end + break-loop repeats, minus intro overlap and the skip region).

Transitions are always 32 beats, beat-matched within the station's ±3 BPM window. Loops provide extra material within that window.

Frequently asked questions

What is the BPM of The Bad Touch (Eiffel 65 Remix)?
128.41 BPM - club-oriented DJ mixing.
At what tempo is The Bad Touch (Eiffel 65 Remix) mixed on MixPerfect Radio?
On air, The Bad Touch (Eiffel 65 Remix) is typically mixed at 128.4 BPM (observed range 126.7 - 130.0 BPM, based on 3 plays). Its catalog tempo is 128.41 BPM, so in the mix it is pitched -1.7 to 1.6 BPM.
When was The Bad Touch (Eiffel 65 Remix) released?
The catalog lists 2000 as the release year.
On which label was The Bad Touch (Eiffel 65 Remix) released?
Do It Yourself Records (cat. DO IT 00.02). This is the original pressing data from the MixPerfect Radio catalog.
What genre is The Bad Touch (Eiffel 65 Remix)?
Cover, Eurodance, Rap.
How often is The Bad Touch (Eiffel 65 Remix) played on MixPerfectRadio?
Played 3 times according to the play log.
Which tracks mix well with The Bad Touch (Eiffel 65 Remix)?
Based on the airplay log it was most often mixed with Sauvage - Do You Want Me (Also Playable Mono Zyx Edit) (1x).

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Sources

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Release data (year, label, catalog number, country) comes from the original records in the MixPerfect Radio catalog. The text on this page is an original summary based on independently selected factual information; no source text has been reproduced. Facts may contain errors - see the legal information page for the full disclaimer.

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